Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 23, 2015

Benjamin then shoved his hands deep into his pockets and sadly walked to his work as a piano instructor. That's right, he house trained pianos and kept them from jumping up on visitors.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 22, 2015

Their baby ice cube was later picked up by Child Services and adopted by an elderly Italian couple who accidentally made him into a Hazelnut Italian soda.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 21, 2015

The captain realized at that moment his cousin from the planet Bidet was not kidding around abut his visit to Earth years ago.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 17, 2015

Plugging in that old hairdryer shorted out all the power in the Russian Druzhnaya 4 research base, who in turned played nicky-nicky-nine doors (ding-dong ditch for you Americans) on the Ukrainian Vernadsky Research Base. Later all researchers from both bases were found dead, their tongues frozen to flag poles after double dog daring one another to do it.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 16, 2015

It was when the the bacon jumped from the fridge and squealed right out the door that Abe called his therapist, an exorcist and his haberdasher.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- September 15, 2015

Arnie should just be thankful that the order was closer to being correct this time, over when he received all those fish bowels in his mailbox that time.