Friday, April 11, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 11, 2014

Confusing the words stigmata and stigmatism proved to be the reason why the potato's attempt to create a religious cult failed.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 10, 2014

The mermaid was so friendly and oblivious to the cries for help, that eventually the woman forgot about being partially devoured by a shark. The shark had long died from choking before she fessed up that she was in fact not a real mermaid. The mermaid finally understood why her new friend was always "too busy" to visit her underwater kingdom. The two remained friends until the woman died of blood loss two days later.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 9, 2014

The Balloon family loved when their old friends the Scissors visited. Even if every visit ended in tears over a dead child and heartfelt teary apologies from them. But hell, they always brought a nice bottle of wine and cleaned up after themselves.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 8, 2014

It really wasn't Henry's fault. After all, the hosts had been serving their God awful deviled eggs, that he suspected sat in the windowsill for several hours before being served. Besides, it's not like the rest of them smelt like roses or anything themselves!

Monday, April 7, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 7, 2014

And with every drip, the stagnant dish water got a little stronger. Eventually it consumed enough drips to break free of it's sink bonds and leak into the cabinets beneath and create mold that made everyone in the house ill.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 4, 2014

This faux pas on behalf of the prospector, set the dominance of the Mars people as the leaders in our solar system in motion.  

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- April 3, 2014

Though he was given the finest of care, there was little the physicians could do to help the melted snowman. In the end all they could do was freeze him. Though saving his life he was incapacitated as an unmoving ice man for the rest of his life. If only he had a "do not resuscitate" order, he would have avoided this "life", that in his opinion was in word only.