Friday, June 27, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 27, 2014- FINAL DAY OF SCHOOL


No dark adult jokes today, just a nice picture for my daughter to colour containing a lot of the characters from previous cartoons in her lunch.

Oh hell, and all the characters died of Legionnaires Disease due to improper venting in the heating/air conditioning ducts. I couldn't resist.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 26, 2014


Even after he stole her heart and then her priceless jewels handed down from her Great Great Grandmother, Mandy still missed those late nights in the tree talking about their dreams and hopes, and their future together. They had talked about eloping to France and getting married under the Eiffel Tower, then returning home and raising a brood of kittens. They even had names picked out, Justin, Francis, Petunia and Acorn. They imagined themselves as old squirrels rocking from the crutch of a birth tree and watching the fall colours change day to day, holding each other closely in a way that brought instant comfort and warmth, something only true love can bring. Also she would miss looking at his nuts each night. Walnuts and acorns you sick bastard...

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 24, 2014


The goat knew that the two climbers attempt to claim the mountain was futile. He was already the king of this mountain and would butt them off the cliff as soon as they turned around to plant their flags.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 23, 2014


The monkeys then flung feces at the elephant for the next twenty minutes until he got out of the pond and trampled two of the to death.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 20, 2014


As it happened the two ghosts were horrified and worried about their friend. However, the worst that happened was he got dyed pink because colours were not separated.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- June 19, 2014


Though the father bluejay thought it was a harmless gag, once the babies were born and turned out to be hideously deformed, guilt ate away at him. Plus all the pregnancy photos of the eggs were clearly in bad taste and had to be destroyed.