Friday, October 30, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 30, 2015

Three days later a cat and a dog got in there and messed up the skeleton's rib cage something awful. From that point on he just plugged up his eye and nose holes and carried a Tetra fish around.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 29, 2015

The pumpkin skull joined the countless skulls of acorn squash, butternut squash, spaghetti squash and zucchinis in the towering pile in Amber's backyard.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 28, 2015

Eventually Nigel realized a lunch bag was a much more efficient way to carry his lunch to work.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 27, 2015

Worse than the high water bill due to this performance was the cost of royalties to the estate of Arthur Freed for singing the lyrics. Oh, and the structural water damage to ceiling downstairs.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 26, 2015

As a child the cake's mother used to lecture him about finishing his plate. As an adult he will eat one shoe for it's fiber, but he'll be damned if he's gonna eat two of those disgusting things.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 23, 2015

Much like when Superman turned back time, in the movie Superman: The Movie, time was reversed by this act back the point in World War II, where Harry S. Trueman throws his bow tie at Hitler vanquishing him to the Phantom Zone. 

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 21, 2015

Growing up without parents was hard for little Medusa. She was withdrawn and didn't make many friends, but everyone no one debated when she would win the best landscaping for her beautiful front yard year after year.