Friday, May 9, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 9, 2014

Before long everyone was copying the kernels new and exciting fashion. But like all sudden rises soon the others scorned the original for her found celebrity. It wasn't long before the popcorn was attending parties for money and eventually was found stale crammed in between the couch cushions.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 8, 2014

The alligator was a diabetic, but he still managed to use his amazing baking abilities to meet his goals.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 7, 2014

The irony is that Hanson's first car was a Dodge Viper and it was eaten by beetles. And now here was his Volkswagon...

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 6, 2014

The others kept telling Ted to sleep in. After all everyone knows "The early bird always catches the worm". That's why worms are notoriously late sleepers. That and they are usually hungover.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 5, 2014

Each dog truly thought he had something special with the hydrant. Truth be told, the hydrant was a bit of a floozy and had seen hundreds if not thousands of dog penises over the years. Not to mention that year in College where she experimented with bitches.

Friday, May 2, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 2, 2014

It wasn't just that his place was small, but that was always a convenient reason to put off a visit from his slug cousins. Fact is they were louts who couldn't even wipe their slime off at the door before coming in. Plus they were always just dropping by unannounced.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- May 1, 2014

Roommates, Jim and Trevor could find anything to bicker over. However, the third roomie Mr. Nibbles was often given a pass. Due to this Mr. Nibbles rarely chipped in for utilities, though he easily ran the air conditioner more than the other two combined.