I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Much like when Superman turned back time, in the movie Superman: The Movie, time was reversed by this act back the point in World War II, where Harry S. Trueman throws his bow tie at Hitler vanquishing him to the Phantom Zone.
Growing up without parents was hard for little Medusa. She was withdrawn and didn't make many friends, but everyone no one debated when she would win the best landscaping for her beautiful front yard year after year.