Friday, June 27, 2014
No dark adult jokes today, just a nice picture for my daughter to colour containing a lot of the characters from previous cartoons in her lunch.
Oh hell, and all the characters died of Legionnaires Disease due to improper venting in the heating/air conditioning ducts. I couldn't resist.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Even after he stole her heart and then her priceless jewels handed down from her Great Great Grandmother, Mandy still missed those late nights in the tree talking about their dreams and hopes, and their future together. They had talked about eloping to France and getting married under the Eiffel Tower, then returning home and raising a brood of kittens. They even had names picked out, Justin, Francis, Petunia and Acorn. They imagined themselves as old squirrels rocking from the crutch of a birth tree and watching the fall colours change day to day, holding each other closely in a way that brought instant comfort and warmth, something only true love can bring. Also she would miss looking at his nuts each night. Walnuts and acorns you sick bastard...
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Though the father bluejay thought it was a harmless gag, once the babies were born and turned out to be hideously deformed, guilt ate away at him. Plus all the pregnancy photos of the eggs were clearly in bad taste and had to be destroyed.