Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Monday, June 1, 2015
Friday, May 29, 2015
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Since the death of printed media Superman had been struggling. His alter ego Clark Kent couldn't get a job to save his life. Not like that little bastard Spiderman who was a "photojournalist" and would always be in demand as a result of how quickly the public ate up online photo heavy media.
Superman needed a paycheck, after all the Fortress of Solitude wasn't going to pay it's own electricity bill. Thus, Superman resorted to babysitting gigs, but often didn't get repeat work as a result of situations like this one.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Most of the fruits and vegetables agreed that if they were going to go to the big Bodega in the sky this was the way to go. Except the corn on the cob, who lodged himself sideways halfway down choking the giraffe. He was a spiteful and hateful little cob.
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
It was horrifying at first for the potted flowers, but the worst came when the shriveled up dead flowers were eaten by the cat and then vomited back up in front of them. It was so disgusting, the two live flowers threw up pollen everywhere.
Monday, May 25, 2015
Having not learned his lesson about the mysterious magical library where books come to life and mimic their subject matter, Billy takes out a number of books about velociraptors. Soon the small town of Merrickville must defend itself from rampaging books out for blood. Coming this summer from the producers of Night at The Museum!