Monday, March 30, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 30, 2015

Bulimia and anorexia are the number one and two preventable diseases affecting young skeletons today. We can help. Remember it's not the outside, or in this case inside that makes a person beautiful, it's their heart... or their aura maybe? Anyway, think twice before you call a skeleton big boned. It's hurtful and cruel.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 27, 2015

The water droplet, now cloud was so angry he kept raining thus creating quite a few areas of standing water. This in turn created a breeding ground for mosquitoes, who because of the plasmodium virus quickly infected humans with malaria resulting in a number of deaths equal to that of the population of Baltimore. Whose team, the Orioles haven't been in the World Series since 1983, so fuck them anyway.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 26, 2015

The little forlorn worm had fnally found love, thanks to some benevolent figure that descended from the heavens to bring meaning and love into his life. The next day he found he contracted gonorrhea from her. Which was weird.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 25, 2015

The snake thought that if one power tie would give him the edge in the job market, and make him seem strong and intimidating, four ties would make him unstoppable. It didn't work, he didn't get the job. What he forgot was that his venom spewing gland would take him everywhere he wanted to go.

Lunchroom Larfs- March 24, 2015

Medusa is often misunderstood as a hideous Gorgon. Truth be told, she was the very definition of "hangry". Once she had a sandwich in her, she was a pussy cat. There was only one other time she got that upset, that was whenever her hair started to molt, giving her a wickedly bad split ends.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 23, 2015

The snake escaped and wandered around the East Coast helping people and solving crimes. Mostly by coming up through toilets and surprising the bad guys. And occasionally biting a testicle. 

Friday, March 13, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 13, 2015

The sea animals laughed as the land animals loaded onto the ark. The sharks got the true last laugh though when the unicorns fell into the water.