Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- June 2, 2015

The campfire was ruined after one of the ants dropped their marshmallow on the ground and ants from miles around swarmed them.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- June 1, 2015

This selfish act of Ruthie Joad, the girl on the bicycle, kick started the great Oklahoma drought and forced her family to flee to California to try and eke out a meager living. Trust me, I've read Grapes of Wrath, it's all in there.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- May 29, 2015

Though with the head of a man, and the haunches of a lion, the Great Sphinx of Giza had the feces of a middle aged truck drivers whose diet consisted mainly of fast food and cheap beer.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- May 28, 2015

Since the death of printed media Superman had been struggling. His alter ego Clark Kent couldn't get a job to save his life. Not like that little bastard Spiderman who was a "photojournalist" and would always be in demand as a result of how quickly the public ate up online photo heavy media.

Superman needed a paycheck, after all the Fortress of Solitude wasn't going to pay it's own electricity bill. Thus, Superman resorted to babysitting gigs, but often didn't get repeat work as a result of situations like this one.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- May 27, 2015

Most of the fruits and vegetables agreed that if they were going to go to the big Bodega in the sky this was the way to go. Except the corn on the cob, who lodged himself sideways halfway down choking the giraffe. He was a spiteful and hateful little cob.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- May 26, 2015

It was horrifying at first for the potted flowers, but the worst came when the shriveled up dead flowers were eaten by the cat and then vomited back up in front of them. It was so disgusting, the two live flowers threw up pollen everywhere.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- May 25, 2015

Having not learned his lesson about the mysterious magical library where books come to life and mimic their subject matter, Billy takes out a number of books about velociraptors. Soon the small town of Merrickville must defend itself from rampaging books out for blood. Coming this summer from the producers of Night at The Museum!