Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- November 5, 2014


It's always odd to watch a cookie eating a living thing. Funny yes, but also odd.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- November 4, 2014


Everyone should remember that there is a pile of unused body parts at the corner of Rideau and First Streets. You know, in case you are in need.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- November 3, 2014


The worst part of burning a Stick Man (apart from the screaming that is), is that he burns so quickly. You have to go through a number of stick men to roast a marshmallow. And that's why the Stick Man is an endangered culture.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- October 31, 2014


Who I feel for most in this situation is the barber. He obviously had to keep the shop open late that night as this customer came in at closing, and had to stay yet another hour later, just to sweep up all the hair on the floor.  Also the werewolf didn't have any money, so the poor schlub lost money that night.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- October 29, 2014


Once being content to taunting old ladies and men who were unable to conceive their own children, the Gingerbread Man felt he could do more with his life. He started slowly with local charity races, but quickly moved up to half marathons and finally the pinnacle of all marathons, the Boston Marathon. He finished an impressive second place. As he was celebrating at the finish line, the third place winner who had eaten too much at breakfast and was about to throw up gobbled him up knowing ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. The story ends happily, the third place winner 9now second place winner) did not toss his cookies.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- October 28, 2014


Superman flew backwards reversing time to a point where Plastic Man was stuck in the Cretaceous period. Though dinosaurs were unable to digest gum, as their bodies were not adapted to handle it, each dinosaur tried to eat Plastic Man. And thus their extinction was brought about. IT'S SCIENCE, PEOPLE!

Monday, October 27, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- October 27, 2014


Like any of us the birthday mummy would enjoy the streamers until it was time to remove them. Tape would peel off parts of his legs and his hands would be stained with the cheap ink used to colour the damned things. Plus his mummified cat would be throwing up neon hairballs for weeks afterwards.