Thursday, October 3, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- October 3, 2013
My wife always thought narwhals were fictional creatures until I showed her some pictures. It's understandable as they are super weird creatures, what with their love of roasted marshmallows and all.
The little penguin reminds me of when I was a kid watching my next door neighbors swim in their pool. I would stand on the other side of the fence pretending like I had something important to do there hoping, just hoping they would invite me over for a swim. Come one, just give the little guy a marshmallow, even if it's burnt, he doesn't care! He just wants to be loved!
Note: I was going to use unicorns instead of narwhals, but then I realized with their short horns they would surely melt their faces off trying for a tasty smoky treat. I suspect that's why there are no more unicorns today. Their love of corn syrup and gelatin.