The worst part isn't that the hippo takes up so much room in the elevator, or even the fact that he presses the wrong button every day because his giant paw mashes a number of buttons at once, it's really because he is so uninformed around the office. He arrives unprepared for meetings and always blames his assistant the egret for not briefing him beforehand. Everyone knows the bird is an excellent assistant and only tolerates being a scapegoat because his partner has five pale blue eggs about to hatch any day now at home.
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