I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- January 7, 2014
1. The ice cubes are skinny dipping
2. They are blissfully unaware that their demise is imminent due to either melting or being crunched to death between the teeth of a fidgety woman on an awkward first date.