Friday, May 30, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
The real animals are not confused by the Muppet versions of their species, they are more perplexed as to why Disney hasn't sued the company that created these obvious knock-offs for copyright infringement. I mean really, look at that Miss Piggy. Who do they think they are fooling?
Monday, May 26, 2014
Sure this little caterpillar looks peacefully asleep, but she just got finished with a two-hour bout of restless leg syndrome that shook the house knocking pictures off the walls and frightening the aphids that are kept as house pets.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Finding the snake a nice warm place to live in the winter, the mouse decided to stay. Only when he threw a housewarming party and invited 50 of his brothers and sisters did he see the folly of his new home as the snake split right down the sternum.
Friday, May 16, 2014
The giant was revered by the townsfolk. After all he had moved the mountains to create their idyllic little village that felt as though they were in their own world, unstained by today’s hustle and bustle of technology and material need. Not to mention the time using his massive lungs he detoured a terrifyingly destructive tornado away from the village. The only real drawback was the giant’s steadfast refusal to admit he was unable to digest seafood properly. Frankly there isn’t a lot of air circulation in a mountain base village.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
After defeating the Wicked Witch of the West, the Wizard of Oz contracts Johnny the Plaid Arborist to remove the Fighting Trees from the banks of the Munchkin River. Now Johnny is a seasoned arborist, but since last year’s run in with some trees in Tennessee while under contract by an Ashley J. “Ash” Williams, he’s a wee bit skittish around sentient plant life. This was his first gig since being on leave after that job for 13 months. Let’s just hope this experience doesn’t put him off of his next gig at Mushnik’s Flower Shop in New York’s slums.
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Friday, May 9, 2014
Before long everyone was copying the kernels new and exciting fashion. But like all sudden rises soon the others scorned the original for her found celebrity. It wasn't long before the popcorn was attending parties for money and eventually was found stale crammed in between the couch cushions.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Monday, May 5, 2014
Each dog truly thought he had something special with the hydrant. Truth be told, the hydrant was a bit of a floozy and had seen hundreds if not thousands of dog penises over the years. Not to mention that year in College where she experimented with bitches.
Friday, May 2, 2014
It wasn't just that his place was small, but that was always a convenient reason to put off a visit from his slug cousins. Fact is they were louts who couldn't even wipe their slime off at the door before coming in. Plus they were always just dropping by unannounced.
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Roommates, Jim and Trevor could find anything to bicker over. However, the third roomie Mr. Nibbles was often given a pass. Due to this Mr. Nibbles rarely chipped in for utilities, though he easily ran the air conditioner more than the other two combined.