I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- June 5, 2014
The bread sunbathing ignored the threat of skin cancer. He was so ignorant, he thought melanoma was a brand name of margarine, and never thought anything about it as he was strictly a "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" man.