I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, September 5, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- September 5, 2014
The lazy duck enjoyed his sweet ride until his roommate Carlton used it as an adult toy. Carlton's corkscrew duck penis utterly destroyed the inflatable toy. Carlton was quickly asked to find another apartment as this was not his first offense.
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