Thursday, December 18, 2014
The carrot hadn't seen any friends for days since he was taken from the crisper. He was overjoyed to find another carrot, though oddly colored, so near to him. Unfortunately, the icicle was a real stuck up jackass and melted alone and bitter at the world, never making a connection to anyone else. Truly a life wasted.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Frosty was fined $2,000 for this offense, which he could not pay as he had no money, employment or even identification. He was arrested and put in jail for the night. Although no one can explain how Frosty escaped that night. The only things found in his cell the next morning was a hat, a button a couple of pieces of coal and a puddle of water.
An APB was put out against Frosty and a $5,000 reward for his capture was issued. To date, no one has collected that reward.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Monday, December 8, 2014
This was only the beginning, soon the trees started taking back all the wood they had lost over the years. Houses were ripped down to their foundations, books were ripped from children's hands and artsy rich people's reclaimed wooden benches were ironically reclaimed.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Monday, December 1, 2014
The witch once again questioned her life choices. If she had gone with the liverwurst house the giant child never would have bothered her. After all normal sized starving children in the woods would still eat liverwurst if there was no other option.