I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- March 26, 2015
The little forlorn worm had fnally found love, thanks to some benevolent figure that descended from the heavens to bring meaning and love into his life. The next day he found he contracted gonorrhea from her. Which was weird.